2007/2008 SEASON

Join us for an exciting season of laughs at the Old Town Hall in Newmarket!

CAUGHT IN THE NET
By Ray Cooney

October 18, 19 - 8 pm
October 20 - 2 pm matinee
October 25, 26, 27 - 8 pm
October 27 - 2 pm matinee
November 1, 2, 3 - 8 pm

The sequel to Run for Your Wife finds the bigamist taxi driver John Smith still keeping his two families in different parts of London, both happy and blissfully unaware of each other.
However, his teenage children, a girl from one family and a boy from the other, have met on the Internet and are anxious to meet in person since they have so much in common...surname and taxi driving dad! Keeping them apart plunges John into a hell hole of his own making. His lodger Stanley could be a savior, but he is about to go on holiday with his decrepit old father who turns up thinking he is already at the guest house. The situation spirals out of control as John juggles outrageously with the truth.

CINDERELLA
A Musical Pantomime

By Norman Robbins

January 10, 11, 12 - 8 pm
January 13 - 2 pm matinee
January 17, 18, 19 - 8 pm
January 19 & 20 - 2 pm matinee
January 24, 25 - 8 pm
January 26 - 2 pm matinee

The classic rags to riches story! Cinderella lives a life of drudgery, bullied by her horrible Ugly sisters, Asphyxia and Euthanasia. Her muddled and confused father, Baron Hardup is powerless to intervene (he’s more scared of them than she is!) and her only comfort is her pal Buttons! Prince Charming is holding a ball to meet his bride-to-be. Can this be the chance that Cinders has been waiting for? Despite the best efforts of her two malicious Ugly Sisters, Cinderella shall go to the ball with the help of her Magical Fairy Godmother!

MY HUSBAND’S WILD DESIRES ALMOST
DROVE ME MAD

By John Tobias

April 10, 11, 12 - 8 pm
April 17, 18, 19 - 8 pm
April 19 - 2 pm matinee
April 24, 25, 26 - 8 pm

This wickedly funny American farce
follows the attempts of a sexually frustrated forty-something couple to revive their libido through rather unorthodox methods. (And if that doesn’t arouse your curiousity, NOTHING will!) Turns out Mr. and Mrs. Griffin have discovered a surefire way to jump-start their slumping sex life, but there’s a kink in their kinky plan! And you thought BRITISH farces were funny!!